Useless Dino Melaye ,Stupid Chidoka and worthless Uba by Wale Ojo Lanre

Useless Dino Malaye , Stupid Chidoka and

Worthless Uba by Wale Ojo - Lanre Usi Ekiti All these three are nonentities They are corporate idiots Unlearned people Who is built with no brains Their mental capacities are porous They cannot think They cannot reason They don't know their right from their left They are soulless people That is why they are not successful in their different endeavours And that is why they need another stream of incomes to shore up their wobbling careers And that is why in their old age rushed to a private University surreptitiously to study law Which we believed their kinds of brains cannot cope with See that Dino A man whose sense is just like a rabbit A boy who cannot think well A small boy who cannot comprehend legislative rules A man who cannot speak good English He cannot read and write He does not understand the logic He cannot comprehend the philosophy He was not even vibrant when he was in the Senate He was inactive throughout He was not a radical He could not move a motion not to talk of driving a bill to a law He is a pushover in anything he does A coward of a man A man who cannot stand to address the President of just the Senate Is that fellow who wants to become a lawyer? Is that fellow who wants to stand before the mighty Judge in a solemn law court. He does not know that the law profession is not made for people who do garage He forgot that gra gra or hyperactivity is not good for the law profession He has forgotten that those who should study law should not be visible in the public while in the school He has forgotten that while in the University studying law he should not engage in other activities than reading jurisprudence or reading contract He is banned from making videos that gained viral on the net He has forgotten that while studying law he should not even laugh or smile in the public He has forgotten that while in the University studying law, he should not even romance his wives or kiss his girlfriends Just because he is studying law He should sequester himself from the public or social glare Foolish Dino! He has forgotten that law course is not made for everyone but for the very few people who are recluse Only the quiet one who lives an ascetic life is to study law Law only for the Monks He does not know that it is trite in law that when you are about studying law you should climb up to the tallest minaret or MTN mast in Nigeria and announce that ' I Dino Melaye, a proud son of Kabba, see me studying law at a private University ooo' Foolish boy! See that Chidoka too A man whose brain can only acquire a PhD in Transport Management but cannot assimilate law course A dunce whose brain can manage FRSC and a backyard Ministry of Aviation as a mere Minister passing law examination Arrant nonsense He has no brain to read He cannot logically deliver a 10 minutes speech He is not fluent in speech How can that fellow pass the almighty Law class For Uba also A man who cannot coordinate his though well He cannot read well He cannot memorise a sentence Can he read at all? A man whose mental capability is only to manage and administer companies that registered with CAC, which complied with CAMA and companies which are significant players at Stock Exchange, how can such a man pass law courses They have forgotten that Law is not a course for just human beings who can read, assimilate, understand and transmit They have forgotten that law is made for the superhumans Law is made for extraterrestrial beings Law is not made to be studied by popular men. Law should not be studied by men of means and affluence Law is a course for a super brained few Law is forbidden to be studied by those who have accomplished in other endeavours ..just because ' they cannot have any brain to comprehend, Law of Contract. jurisprudence, Torts. Matrimonial causes. Philosophy. Property and Land Law ' which only angels could comprehend. Nonsense!