Help! Beg Pastor Adeboye to leave me alone .
Help! Pastor Enoch Adeboye, your GO is after me.
By Wale Ojo Lanre
Haba!
Pastor Adeboye why me?
what did I do Baba Pastor Enoch Adejareota Adeboye?
What have I done Sir?
What exactly have I done to deserve this?
To the best of my knowledge, Baba, I have not .,
taken any wrong step against you
I have not done anything wrong against your interest
What have i done ?
Pastor Adeboye
I hate you not
Neither do I cast aspersion on you and your church
though I am not a member of your Church Sir
Just because I am a born Catholic
and that I will remain till death do us part
and I am sure, there will be a Catholic Church in heaven
Hence, I am a confirmed catholic
Both in Usi Ekiti
Our St Joseph's Catholic Church
the first Catholic Church where the first Mass was ever held
In the old Ondo State, and Kwara over 106 years ago
And even here in Ashipa Village, Ibadan
At St Anthony Church
I am not a hidden figure
I don't meddle with Religion
I don't limp with it
I was once inside the Camp
Yes, Baba, once
If you could still remember
When one Minister of Works visited
Who came with a mission
Which was whether to demolish part of the Church or not
when some devil-infested mind wanted to use the Occasional traffic slug being experienced along the road as an excuse to
destroy the work of the living Jesus
But the minister of Work then who is died now
Employed native reasoning and probably divine touch
Abandoned his initial motive of getting into the camp
And found out that the planner was not lawless
Since then
I did not have anything to do about the camp
except calling on Mother Mary to ensure a free flow of traffic
At the side of the camp whenever I have the opportunity of travelling to Lagos.
Moyo, my wife, rarely miss your Sunday preaching on the TV
I realised she has discovered your TV Station which she has decided to elope with after Mass on Sunday
I respect and cherish your Pastors
One of them is my BOSS and leader, Pastor Segun Olatunji
Some of them were my mates at Lead City University, Ibadan
studying Law
So, honestly. I am also not against tithe or tithing
Anybody who does not want things to get tight for him should pay tithe
It is a matter of choice
So sir
Upon all these
I wonder why
You, Baba Adejare Adeboye
Will be so unto my neck
Pressurising me
And begging
I Wale Ojo Lanre
A mere tourism reporter
Grandson of the late Iya Oniru from Usi - Ekiti
A grandfather for that matter
A chronic Catholic,
A fanatical 'Glory to Jesus, Honour to Mary and Joseph '
To accept your friendship on Facebook?
Baba Adeboye why?
Why?
Why?
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And then God will strike them down with the fiercest stone of thunder those who impersonate Baba Adeboye and exploit unsuspecting Nigerians on the Facebook
, on the social media
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