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Herbal or Agunmu what ?

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Foolish people take herbal medicine I hate gunmen! Herbal medicine is not for me. I cannot stoop so low to buy it Agunmu is bad Local product I don't like it One baba or iya will just Admixture different plants together Claimed to be medicinal And start to hawk and dispense it To you people I hate agunmu or herbal concoction At Ilaji Resort yesterday When the Tapa woman Who hawked the herbal concoction Approached me to have a sample Of her varieties of body refurbishing herbal particles I wanted to give it a trial I put my hand forward And started to mix different types of ground Particles that smell somehow I was pissed off What is this? As I was about dispensing it into the air One of the Ogbomoso boys named Remi Oladoye Quickly licked the stuff off my palm " you don't know the value Omo Iya o iru " I pity you, I told him Sir, hope you can still retain the smell in your memory? Of course, it smells somehow You missed sir, that combination

'I am neither a human nor a spirit '

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’ In memory of Okonfo Rao Kawawa . May His Soul Rest In Peace I'm neither human nor spirit but built the world’s biggest drum -Okonfo Rao Kawawa Written by Wale Ojo - lanre Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:00 Nigerian Tribune “Of course, I am not human. I am not a spirit either. I am a specially crafted piece of art work by God,” he said during the interview. Though, he admitted that his attitude and actions are influenced by “whoever, I don’t know. You know we listen to different music, dancing to the rhythm of our different drummers. So, I don’t work myself up on things like these.” In this interview with WALE OJO-LANRE, the man whose dancing group usually draws the biggest attention at the Osun Osogbo Grove during Osun Festival, the musician, sculptor and artist maintained that his happiest moment will be when he is dead! Excerpts: WHO is RAO KAWAWA? I am also interested in who is RAO Kawawa. Rao is Rashidi Ajani Omoniyi. Kawawa is a nickname and Okon

Why Akala may not sleep soundly in heaven !

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Why Akala might sleep soundly in heaven! By Wale Ojo- Lanre Yes. I mean it The Late Alao Akala might not rest well in heaven. This is a plain truth that is hard to bear. But Alao Akala caused it while on Earth. He used 'his hand to cause it ' It is not my making Look. at this picture Can you see a young boy who rests on the shoulders of the late Otunba Alao Akala? Many people have been talking about the goodness of the late Christopher Alao Akala, Otunba and former Governor of Oyo State Almost everyone that has spoken about him since his death testified to the fact that the late Police Officer was kind-hearted and open-handed. They eulogised him to high heaven and treated him like a Saint who swam the filthy water of the Earth without a blemish No one was able to tell his other sides and those unworthy steps he took while walking on the face of the Earth. One thing I dislike in the behavioural patterns of we the Yoruba is our culture to paint the dead good no matter

I'll curse the day I met Oluwo by Wale Ojo - Lanre

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I'll curse the day that I met Oluwo By Wale Ojo - Lanre I will curse that day that I fell in love with the Oluwo of Iwo, Emperor Adewale Akanbi, Telu I. And I will forever regret paying him visits and taking photographs with him. I will also ever regret harkening to the prompts of Semiu Okanlawon and Gbenga James who vowed for the integrity and personality of Oba Akanbi Adewale, Telu 1 as a cosmopolitan soul whose aura will harbinger impressive developments to Iwo. I will be disappointed and ashamed of the Oluwo of today if he truly and sincerely authored a letter in which he solicited for just 20 million naira in support of his yet to be held marriage ceremony from the Governor of his State, Alhaji Gboyega Oyetola, who happens to be the Governor of Osun State, a state which Iwo, Olodo Oba is one of the most notable, unique and important towns Sequester Iwo away from Osun State, the State will never be the same because of the historical, cultural and religious importance o

Why Kayode Fayemi Ph.D must not run ! By Adetunji Orisalade !

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JOHN KAYODE FAYEMI Ph.D MUST NOT RUN! By Adetunji Orisalade Fayemi's Former Deputy Speaker Oh Yes, I maintain it. And one million tjimes over after sleeping and waking up, I would say the same thing. And before you crucify me or make some sort of condemnations as our people are loathe to do, you could simply have asked me: Why this stance? The Reasons for this stance and honest advice are clearly discoverable as you proceed to read this short, but lucid Write-up. Unarguably, the most important question on the lips of all Nigerians, home and abroad, is: WHO WILL SUCCEED PRESIDENT MOHAMMADU BUHARI? This question is being asked all over and it is not limited to the Political Environment alone. The mass of Nigerians in the business world, religious circles, social groups etc are very much interested in this Nigerian that God would eventually bless with the Crown of leading Nigeria from May 29, 2023. The search for this GOLDEN PRINCE had commenced in earnest and there are growing A

Ibadan to unwrap first Euro Exclusive Lounge & Bar on February 14

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Ibadan to unwrap first Euro Exclusive Lounge & Bar on February 14! The first-ever Euro Exclusive Lounge and Bar in Nigeria has been planted in Alaafin Avenue, Oluyole Estate, off Ring Road, Mobil Ibadan and will be opened on the 14th day of February 2022. The city of Ibadan, Oyo state, apart from being the second-most populous city in Africa after Cairo, has a pedigree of pathfinding historical legacies and models in Africa. You will recall that the first Television Station in the whole of Africa was planted in Ibadan. You will also remember that the first-ever tallest building in Africa - Cocoa House was rooted in Ibadan You will also not forget that the first-ever University in Nigeria, the University of Ibadan was seeded in Ibadan, Oyo State. Since then, Ibadan has never lacked behind when it comes to blazing the trail. And the city has not lost its aura of facilitating and accepting many firsts and landmarks which are uncommon in history. it is on this trail that the most lux

Kola Eleja of Ibadan in trouble ?

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Kola Eleja of Ibadan in trouble? Ibadan is a city inhabited by many people different kinds of people Extremely good men and women of brilliant brains Geniuses Also, we have Grand men of shady characters, local and intercontinental Thugs, thieves, fraudsters, idiots, useless people of no gender Hopeless urchins Some who look like angels but whose acts, deeds and words are of the devil incarnate .And the names of these people ring bells in social circle where they do their fake impression, daze, dazzle and oppress the gullible It is not only in Ibadan But everywhere except in Usi the abode of Angels, of Saints like the writer Be that as it is I don't know whether you know a guy called Kola Eleja in Ibadan I learnt is real name is kolawole Adeleye He has a sprawling complex in Oja Oke Ado in Ibadan Sharing a fence with the defunct Savvanah bank But, he changed his name to Kola Eleja To proudly associate with his trade This Kola Eleja , I don't know he is said

Where to get a good SEX !!!

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Where to get great SEX!!! So sweet An experience!!! Copy "Send me a photo of your nipples" the other man sent her a message on WhatsApp. She walked to the bathroom. Locked the door then strapped down her night dress. Took a photo of her breasts then sent to the other man. "Tomorrow you will get to touch these" she texted the other man. She got out of the bathroom smiling then got inside the bed where her husband was. Tomorrow she will be going to finally meet the man she's been flirting with. This man has promised her great sex, sex out of this world. She complained to the other man about how her husband is weak in sex, a one minute man. This other man promised to sex her real good. She was excited. She really wants sex. Good sex. This other man sent her a picture of his penis. She held her phone close, saw the penis picture. "Who is that?" Asked her husband. "It's Karo. She is confirming that we are going for a kesha at her church tomorrow n